The Buoyant Baller - Short Sleeve Shirt - White
The Buoyant Baller
ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES. BE LIKE THE BALL.
There's a principle in kung fu training about balance that has nothing to do with standing still. It's about being so relaxed and so centred that nothing can keep you down, no matter how hard you get pushed.
The Buoyant Baller is that principle, iced out with a fat gold chain.
Underestimate it at your peril. Looks unassuming, looks soft - but that's the point. Push it down and it comes back. Every time. Without effort or a care in the world.
Special Power: Cannot be unbalanced and rolls undesirable forces off with ease.
Weakness: Tough to pin down, can't commit to plans. Just floats through life.
This design is part of the Wing Chun Warriors collection, a series of original characters each built around a core principle of internal martial arts. Some are just odd. All are oddly profound. All of them are designed to be worn by absolutely anyone, whether you've trained for a lifetime or have never set foot in a kwoon.
Sifu approved. Whatever that means to you.
Get yours.
More details
Stand out in a t-shirt crafted from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. Designed for both style and comfort, it features a wide neckline, oversized fit, and dropped shoulders, blending modern trends with eco-conscious fashion.
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (5.9 oz)
- Oversized fit
- Set-in sleeves
- Dropped shoulders
- 1 x 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- Fabric certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
- Fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- The model is 6'2" and is wearing a size L
What customers say
Reviewers consistently rate the print quality, fit, and material as premium, describing the fabric as thick yet breathable and comfortable.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Streets Ahead Kung Fu | Lifestyle Streetwear for You and Your Crew
- Email: contact@support.streetsahead.style
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
See sizing guide above.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Buoyant Baller - Short Sleeve Shirt - White Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.74
|
24.8
|
9.45
|
|
M
|
29.53
|
26.38
|
9.65
|
|
L
|
30.31
|
27.95
|
9.84
|
|
XL
|
31 1/2
|
29.92
|
104
|
|
2XL
|
32.48
|
31.89
|
10.24
|